40 “Don’t Judge” TikTok Confessions That Nearly Ended Relationships

“Sometimes when you really want it and I can’t be bothered, I just fart a lot. So then you lose it.”

Now, this is next-level sabotage. Rather than outright rejecting his wife’s enthusiasm, he takes the high (albeit smelly) road. Nothing kills the vibe like a well-timed gas attack.

It’s petty, it’s clever, and it’s probably effective 100% of the time. Let’s just hope she doesn’t start carrying a can of air freshener around—because this strategy only works as long as the room stays uninhabitable.

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