Proof That Anything Goes When You’re Underground and Late for Work!

The Bald Brotherhood

This lineup of shiny heads feels more coordinated than a barber’s chair on a busy day. Each one seems to have a reserved spot in what could be mistaken for a meeting of the no-hair club. It’s almost as if they planned this arrangement to make anyone with a full head of hair feel like the odd one out.

The symmetry is striking, right down to the identical posture and stoic subway expressions. Throw in the yellow poles framing the scene, and you’ve got a perfectly staged photo-op. You’d think this was some unspoken code among bald commuters, but it’s probably just the universe playing tricks.

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