Sailing the Seas of Laughter: Internet Boat Stories
Blue Bikini and a Misguided Ocean Cruise
She stood atop the boat, her hands firmly gripping the wheel. Her blue bikini glistened in the sunlight, and she gazed out towards the open ocean with a confidence that seemed almost superhuman. It was funny how she was pretending to be the one operating the boat; her grasp of the mechanics of a vessel was clearly rudimentary.
Little did she know that pulling the throttle forward increases speed and that most boats can stop at 20 feet or less when going at full speed. We wonder if she knew that boat rides in the ocean tend to be a bit choppier than the ones on a lake.
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